You’ve bought your ticket and made your reservation for California Adventure. You’ve watched the official opening of Avengers Campus. And you’ve heard that to enjoy the newest E-Ticket attraction — WEB SLINGERS: A Spider-Man Adventure — you’re going to need a spot in the virtual queue. Snagging this place in line requires two things: the Disneyland mobile app and a hefty dose of luck. If the latter eludes you and you aren’t able to get a boarding group at either the 7am or the 12pm distributions, stay strong.

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Whether you’re expecting a baby, dealing with the sleepless nights of a newborn, or getting ready to teach your little one to sleep through the night, you’ll want to put together a bedtime routine. The goal of this routine is to make bedtime soothing, predictable and manageable for you as the parent. If you want to spend an hour every night leading your baby through guided meditations, go for it! But if you are looking for a straightforward routine that you can adapt as your child grows, read on for your step-by-step guide.

Change the diaper and put on PJs

Start bedtime by bringing your baby to…


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A Formal Apology From Max The Dog

To the Whos Down in Who-ville, And Who-mever Else It May Concern:

As you are all now aware, on December 24th, my legal guardian, The Grinch, stole Christmas. Before I detail my involvement here, I want to assure you that I am cooperating fully with the local authorities trying to uncover the motivation for this sinister plot, though I fear no one quite knows the reason.

While the packages, boxes, and bags have all been returned and the Whos have shown incredible strength in the aftermath of this tragedy, I know you all deserve better. I am not the Grinch…

Molly Cahen

Molly is a comedy writer, an educator, a summer camp alum, a Disneyland enthusiast, and a first-time mom.

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